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"There should be no pretense about whose fault this is."

Feb 3

"It’s left them unable to properly tabulate risk."

Dec 2, 2020

“With your eyes. Smile with your eyes.”

Jul 28, 2020

"I wouldn’t know myself the way I know myself now."

May 15, 2020

Hi! I’m Brittanie Shey, and this is Eat Your Makeup, a newsletter of weird and wonderful recommendations. I’m glad you’re here! A few weeks ago Edith Z…

May 7, 2020

Last time this happened was in 1349, during The Black Death

Apr 15, 2020

That’s our minds being protective.

Apr 3, 2020

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